Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.