An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'