Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.