Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?