Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.