If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
Individuality' is the key to success.
For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.