To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!