Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?