Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.