Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.
It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.