Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.