Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.