I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.