The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.