Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.