The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.