If you can laugh together, you can work together.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?