There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.