There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.