The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.