There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.