A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.