A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.