Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!