Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.