Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.