Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.