Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Individuality' is the key to success.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.