Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.