Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.