A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Individuality' is the key to success.

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.