Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.