Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.