Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.