Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.