Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.