Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Robert OrbenThanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.
Robert OrbenDid you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.
Robert Orben