Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.