Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.