Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.