Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.