Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.