Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.
When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
To exercise is human; not to is divine.