Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.