Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.