Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.