Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.