With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
Rodney DangerfieldMy cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
Rodney Dangerfield