I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
Rodney DangerfieldOh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.
Rodney DangerfieldMy parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
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