I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.
Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.