I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
Rodney DangerfieldGetting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.
Rodney DangerfieldI came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
Rodney Dangerfield