Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.