Man, who don't like spaghetti?

My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

Man, who don't like spaghetti?