I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.