When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
I don't get no respect