I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
Rodney DangerfieldGuy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
Rodney Dangerfield