I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife had her driversโ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
Rodney DangerfieldI come home from work early one day, and I see a guy jogging down the street in his underwear. I ask him, "Why are you jogging in your underwear?" He says, "You came home from work early".
Rodney Dangerfield