I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
I tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall.
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back