I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

I have three kids, one of each.

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.