I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.