my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started!
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.