There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.