A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
I don't get no respect