I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.