I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.

I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.

We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.

Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.

People seldom live up to their baby pictures.

I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.