I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.