I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.

I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!

I don't get no respect

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

I have three kids, one of each.