I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.

At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

When I was a kid I got no respect. I had no friends. I remember the see-saw. I had to keep runnin' from one end to the other.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up straight.