The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.