Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.