School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!