After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but it happened again. I fell in love. I told her, Baby, I don't want a prenuptial agreement. This is it. Everyone told me I was nuts. Well, my new wife and I are married six years and we get along great. You can make anything work if you're both givers.

When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.

Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.

One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.