It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
Rodney DangerfieldA sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
Rodney Dangerfield