She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?