What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.
What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.