I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
Rodney Dangerfield[on 8/24/04, before entering a Los Angeles hospital for heart valve replacement surgery] If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half.
Rodney Dangerfield