I was a poster child... for birth control!
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.
When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.
Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.