When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
I don't get no respect, no respect at all!
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.