I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.
When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.