Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said Are you Louise? She said, Are you Rodney? I said, Yeah. She said, I'm not Louise.
Rodney DangerfieldMy cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
Rodney Dangerfield