We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
I tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall.
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.