My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!