At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."