I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
Rodney DangerfieldI've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
Rodney Dangerfield