My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?