I like southern girls. They talk so slow that by the time they say no, I made it already.
Rodney DangerfieldNever guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
Rodney DangerfieldYou know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
Rodney DangerfieldWith my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
Rodney Dangerfield