Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".