I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.
Rodney DangerfieldI asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
Rodney DangerfieldOne day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
Rodney Dangerfield