I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.