They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
I don't get no respect, no respect at all!
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.