I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.