When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.