I've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."
Rodney DangerfieldIf every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
Rodney Dangerfield