I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
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